remind me why i love dogs so much...?

This is our dog Daisy. She is a 10 month old boxer.

Daisy suffers from an extreme case of separation anxiety. This is what it makes her to do.

I don't really need to say anymore. I'm just glad the couch was free and it's ugly anyways. When things like this happen, i always think, laugh or cry? And i don't like crying so i laugh. But i still have to clean it up. So it's really not that funny.
So... if your going to get a dog i would suggest something more like this.

Duke(a.k.a Duchess)
Now here is what you call low maintenance. He just sits around and looks pretty.